The journal of Paul M. Watson.

Friday, December 16, 2005

On being drunk and doing things

The key to a successful drunk is the application of the "one thing at a time" principal. Do not multitask. Commit to a task and see it through. For instance, do not try and open the door and put your wallet back into your back pocket. Open the door. Ensure the door is open. Put your foot into the door to keep it open. Then, put your wallet back in your pocket. Now push the door open fully, ensure it is open fully and then, placing one foot in front of the other, walk into your apartment.

Focus. One thing at at time. These are the keys to a successful drunk. Abuse them at your peril.


Anonymous Brian Delahunty said...

Fall in the door last night?

11:41 AM

Blogger Paul Watson said...

haha no, not that bad.

12:20 PM


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